deltasandshields:

jackadiddlediddle:

breakingthemask:

holy tits how are they human

Just to let y’all know that the center snare is only a junior…..

THAT KID IS A JUNIOR??!?!?!?!?!


yungterra:

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zimiestef:

dirtythoughts:

Trying to do math

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I thought this said “Trying to do meth”

and funnily enough, the reaction picture still fits

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msvendingmachine:

*shark noises*

(Source: 4rch0n)


hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To


savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

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mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 


tumblinwithdesty:

militiamedic:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

you know doctor patient confidentiality? yeah that extends to EMT’s as well so basically unless you murdered somebody when they pick you up they aren’t going to tell the police because its not their responsibility to do that only if you turn up with giant stab wounds and full of lead will they call the police cause its obvious something serious has happened to you and not just some misguided judgements also it stops you getting the wrong treatment and possibly dying or becoming worse off in the waiting room of A&E.

Anonymous asked:
An alligator dies. Its tombstone reads "See you later."

iguanamouth:

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wow im sad now